Girl, put some pants on.

My desk faces a window - don’t be jealous, it’s a view of condo buildings a stones throw away. There is a female that comes out directly across from me onto her back deck every afternoon and lays in a bean bag chair with her legs up against the railing - and every day, her outfit is a surprise. Last week, she came out with just a blanket. Today, a bikini top and hot shorts.

Yeah, I get it. It’s hot out.

Yeah, outside of myself, it’s a bunch of dudes ogling you - but c’mon woman! Have some self respect. Let’s put your tata’s and booty away! We don’t want to see it - well, I certainly don’t want to see it.

This weekend was nice, but I’m still staring at a monitor. I’m so sad about this.

Sooo…

Snicker, snicker. ;)